Laugh is The Best Medicine

Someone out there either has too much spare time or is deadly at Scrabble. (Wait till you see the last one)!

DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM.

PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER.

ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER.

DESPERATION:
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT.

THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE.

GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE.

GAUTENG:
When you rearrange the letters:
GET A GUN.

THE MORSE CODE:
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS.

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME.

ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY.

ELECTION RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT.

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S.

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE.

THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE.

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE.

AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:

MOTHER-IN-LAW:
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER.

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Live Simply -> Love Generously -> Care Deeply -> Speak Kindly -> Leave the Rest to God.